Date a boy who wears black all the time. Date a chain-smoker. Date a boy whose boots are as sharp as knives. Date a boy who cries mascara. Date a boy who hasn’t washed his hair since 1981. Date a boy who collects locks of hair. Date a boy who sings songs about killing you. Date a boy who is now just as old as your dad. Date an ex post-punk evergreen-goth frontman. Date Nick Cave.
THE LITTLE KID NEXT DOOR JSUT OPENED HIS WINDOW AND YELLED “WHAT IS 27 PLUS 4” AND I YELLED “IT’S 31” AND HE SAID “THANK YOU GOD LADY” IM LAUGIHNG